Brawl At Center Court

Ok...this dream is just too weird for words. Almost. And...I'm not sure if I can even find any decent pics to accompany it. That's how freakin' weird it is.
Ok... so picture this. It's the Olympics, and the US women's basketball team is in the gold medal finals along with China. It's a close game and these women are being very physical, pushing each other around under the basket and throwing elbows when they can get away with it. Suddenly, one of the Chinese players tries to block one of the American women driving toward the basket, but she doesn't get set in time. It wasn't even close! It was a damn hard collision, and they both end up on the floor. The game is within 4 points with 3 minutes left and tensions are running high. Unfortunately, the two centers get into a shoving match and that was all she wrote! Both teams clear the bench and it's a CHICK FIGHT!!!

What we don't see during most of the game play is that one of the assistant coaches for the US women's team is a ditzy blonde. Granted, she looks good in power suits and can run a play on the court like nobody's business. The problem is that she wasn't born with a lick of common sense whatsoever.

During the melee, the blonde coach runs onto the court in her impossibly high heels, and pulls one the Chinese players off of her star forward. She grabs the Chinese woman by the shoulders and... head butts her with all of her blonde might! Needless to say, she knocks both herself and the unsuspecting Chinese player unconscious.

The head coach sees what his assistant coach has done and runs to center court, where she's pretty much laid out. He pats her on the cheeks and says "Hey, are you ok? Holy shit, what'd you do that for?"

At that point, the blonde assistant coach comes to. She sits up with the help of the head coach and says, "It always works in the movies...

Yes people, I really did dream that. And the coolest thing was that I literally woke up laughing! It was a great start to my work day, lemme tell ya!